My wife and I are avid hikers and also, it seems, bear magnets. We see them all the time, wherever we are hiking. Sometimes I wonder if there is an underground bear cabal tracking our movements.
Last night I had one of those dreams where you wake up in the dream as if waking up in reality and everything appears like a normal day until that one event occurs that changes the shape and feel of it all. In my dream I woke up and started to get ready for work, but when I went to get my clothes from the closet the light was burnt out so I had to use the light from my phone to search for what I needed. As I swung my light towards the hangers the face of a giant black bear emerged from between the pairs of pants. He harrumphed, looked me up and down and said, "Wear the grey pants with the dark blue polo." He then disappeared back into the shadows.
When I awoke today, for real this time, I chose the grey pants with the dark blue polo.